This is a full transcript of Sans Is HARD!.
Frisk walks into the judgement hall.
Sans: Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward, you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next...
Frisk steps forward.
Sans: Welp. Sorry, old lady. This is why I never make promises...
Frisk takes out his knife, and prepares to battle Sans.
Sans: It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!
Frisk stabs at Sans, but Sans dodges.
Sans: That the best you can do?
Sans turns Frisk blue and swings him around the room, he then drops Frisk into some bone spikes, killing Frisk. Frisk then respawns.
Sans: Back already?
Frisk takes out his knife again.
Sans: Blah blah blah, beautiful day, blah blah blah, flowers, blah blah, burning in hell.
Sans shoots at Frisk with his Gaster Blasters, Frisk manages to dodge.
While Frisk is distracted, Sans throws a bone spike at Frisk. Frisk respawns.
Sans: You look like someone who's died twice in a row...
The extreme fight goes on, and pans out to Asgore's garden.
Asgore: What a beautiful day!
Asgore is watering the plants, unaware of the battle in the other room.
The two of them start fighting again, Sans is fighting with ease, while Frisk is dodging Sans' attacks with all of his energy.
Sans: Oh come on, this is just too easy!
Frisk then stabs him in the chest when he looks away.
Sans: Crap... Well, screw this, I'm going to Grillby's.
Sans walks away, and Frisk does a victory dance. Sans then comes back.
Sans: Just kidding!
Sans then shoots a spike bone at Frisk. The screen fades to the Game Over Screen.