Ellegaard is love, Ellegaard is life is a parody of Shrek is love, Shrek is life. It was created by LudwigVonKoopa22.


  • I was only nine years old
  • I loved Ellegaard so much, I owned all the redstone and armor
  • I pray to Ellegaard every night, thanking her for the life I have been given
  • "Ellegaard is love", I say, "Ellegaard is life"
  • My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
  • He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Ellegaard
  • I called him a cunt
  • He slaps me and sends me to my room
  • I am crying now, because my face hurts
  • I go into my bed and it is very cold
  • I feel a warmth moving towards me
  • I fell something touch me
  • It's Ellegaard
  • I am so happy
  • She whispers into my ear, "You are now my protege"
  • She grabs me with her powerful redstone hands and puts me on my hands and knees
  • I'm ready
  • I spread my ass cheeks for Ellegaard
  • She penetrates my butthole
  • It hurts so much, but I do it for Ellegaard
  • I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
  • I push against her force
  • I want to please Ellegaard
  • She says a bunch of redstone stuff as she fills my butt with her love
  • My dad walks in
  • Ellegaard looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all redstone now"
  • Ellegaard leaves through my window
  • Ellegaard is love, Ellegaard is life.

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